i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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