For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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