Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Are we still banned from the library?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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