Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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