saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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