i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
