hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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