Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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