Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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