Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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