3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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