Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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