so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
foreskin is a definite game changer
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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