Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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