Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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