we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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