So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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