don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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