OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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