Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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