Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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