So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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