We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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