dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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