I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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