This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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