The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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