Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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