I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Damn victory sex feels great
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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