quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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