It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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