I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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