There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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