the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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