Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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