gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Randomize
