How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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