I am puke
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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