I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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