I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
whose parrot is this?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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