so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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