You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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