gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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