do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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