Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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