Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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