i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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