I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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