: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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