If that was your dad, he is hot
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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