oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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