Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
